On a completely different note, here is a published (or should I say, PUBLISHED?!) piece of writing that makes my self esteem go up several notches. Her hair was the color of a leopard's tongue, indeed.
http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html
A little NSFW, but uh, hilarious.
And if you'd like to purchase it (PURCHASE IT?!) you can here:
http://www.amazon.com/Bronwyn-Silk-Steel/dp/1587520664/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236726685&sr=8-1
